Palin Unveils 9/11 Firefighter Cousin, Reformed Lesbian Niece


	Palin Unveils 9/11 Firefighter Cousin, Reformed Lesbian Niece

papananook

9-16-2008 8:12 PM

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papananook says:

The Onion...don't get yer panties in a bunch...Satire!

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9-16-2008 8:57 PM

masbury

Palin has a campaign stop scheduled next week in Texas, where she is expected to introduce her stepsister Linda, a $35 barrel of
offshore-drilled crude oil wrapped in an American flag
LOL

9-16-2008 11:23 PM

tanyamm

But papa it could be true.

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