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	Tell Us Your Joke

hamjoker

2-26-2009 8:51 PM

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jokes, tell us your joke, food jokes, obsessed with food, nonsense, word games, bruce forsyth, food films, food songs

hamjoker says:

Hamburger.co.uk - More nonsense than you can shake a jolly big stick at! (unless you are particularly good at shaking sticks)

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