Useful Military Warnings


	Useful Military Warnings

skwirlinator

7-10-2007 8:25 PM

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7-11-2007 7:21 AM

vampy2

really funny

7-11-2007 12:52 PM

fairyking09

love it LOL

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<BR /><DIV>- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
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<BR />"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." 
<BR /><DIV>- U.S. Army
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<BR />"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
<BR /><DIV>- U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
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<BR />"If the enemy is in range, so are you." 
<BR /><DIV>- Infantry Journal
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<BR />"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
<BR /><DIV>- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
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<BR />"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." 
<BR /><DIV>- U.S. Air Force Manual
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<BR />"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." 
<BR /><DIV>- Infantry Journal
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<BR />"Tracers work both ways." 
<BR /><DIV>- U.S. Army Ordnance
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<BR />"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." 
<BR /><DIV>- Infantry Journal
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<BR />"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." 
<BR /><DIV>- Col. David Hackworth
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