BEST! KOALA! STORY! EVER!


	BEST! KOALA! STORY! EVER!

Spiritualmonkey

11-21-2008 12:33 PM

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australia, koalas, funny

Spiritualmonkey says:

Koalas: cute & cuddly when it's stuffed toy on an American kid's shelf. Smelly & bitey when wrestling them in out the bush.

Srsly, read the whole thing. Fucking hilarious.

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11-21-2008 1:00 PM

balthazarus

11-21-2008 5:42 PM

gingembre

Hilarious!

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