'Sire Mix-a-lot' (or, what if Jane Austen had written 'Baby Got Back'?)


	'Sire Mix-a-lot' (or, what if Jane Austen had written 'Baby Got Back'?)

patchworkthreads

10-11-2007 9:38 AM

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song, parody, music, rap, victorian

patchworkthreads says:

Silly character limit. There's a lot more Victorian-era goodness at the source.

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