Watch out! Goblin Gummy Bears!!!


	Watch out! Goblin Gummy Bears!!!

AtlLiberal

10-31-2009 11:51 AM

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AtlLiberal says:

The sheer absurdity of this story made me laugh out loud. Later, after sober reflection, I developed a sincere feeling of pity for this woman who is apparently in need of counseling.

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10-31-2009 12:50 PM

ratilfar

Stupidity, thy name is Pat.

10-31-2009 3:53 PM

Oortcloud

Stupidity, thy name is Pat.

I'd take that a step further but it would only upgrade the clip from Goblins to Trolls.

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