10 WORDS THAT DON'T EXIST, BUT SHOULD


	10 WORDS THAT DON'T EXIST, BUT SHOULD

swampfoxz

12-7-2007 3:59 AM

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12-7-2007 9:06 AM

Nerfzilla

Isn't that nine words?

12-7-2007 11:19 AM

Negush

dumb

12-7-2007 12:23 PM

vickybaranwal

heheheeeee

12-7-2007 3:40 PM

tirhkahthawla

Elbonics...hmm...i think i might have a degree on that one ! lol

12-8-2007 4:27 PM

gazco

Actually its six words, I guess the rest must be at the source.

These are really good ideas, though.

12-8-2007 9:37 PM

grammydjb1

Great!! LOVE THEM!! Regardless how different we are, we are still the same-world over.

12-8-2007 9:41 PM

onlinedesign

5. FRUST
(frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

Please, someone invent a Frust-Free Dustpan. That drives me crazy. I spent extra money on a brand name dustpan and what do I get...the frust!

By the way, the Clip is not dumb. It is amusing and creative. "Dumb" is subjective. Good Clip and thank you.

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