Hilarious: Using a Chinese Squat Toilet


	Hilarious: Using a Chinese Squat Toilet

Malhablada

1-21-2007 12:48 PM

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Malhablada says:

LOL! Do yourself a favor and go read the rest. Very, very funny.

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1-21-2007 12:55 PM

bignosemousie

preferably bring your own as it will be made of tissue and not plywood carpaccio.

plywood carpaccio, that's great.

1-21-2007 3:18 PM

skwirlinator

I've used them but then I didn't have to squat

1-21-2007 11:46 PM

Deepti

I didn't know these were Chinese. These are all over the place in India and are considered more hygenic since you dont have to be in much contact with it while 'doing your business'.

I didn't have to squat

Dive bombing eh Skwirly?

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