What women would do if they had a penis for a day


	What women would do if they had a penis for a day

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12-11-2007 4:04 PM

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10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.</DIV>
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9. Get a blow job.</DIV>
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8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.</DIV>
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7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.</DIV>
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6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.</DIV>
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5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.</DIV>
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4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.</DIV>
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3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.</DIV>
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2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.</DIV>

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