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wiganfootie

10-17-2009 11:40 AM

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10-17-2009 3:03 PM

celestialdancer

wigan

10-19-2009 3:27 AM

nojosm

Liked the united one,the Bolton one was a bit close to the bone for me. lol

10-19-2009 11:54 AM

wiganfootie

Sorry nojosm,but it is funny !! xx

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