Things I learned growing up in Texas


	Things I learned growing up in Texas

bignosemousie

5-6-2009 9:40 AM

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bignosemousie says:

For my fellow Texan Clippers.

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5-6-2009 10:20 AM

aklimento

It's so true. Did you learn how not to drive recklessly?

5-6-2009 10:43 AM

Rustee

We call most of our highways FM (insert road number), for farm-to-market, even though it's just as likely to take you from suburbia to downtown.

5-6-2009 3:15 PM

strider72

We have the heat/AC thing in Chicago too.

5-6-2009 3:25 PM

bignosemousie

My favorite is the "four seasons." We are currently in Almost Summer.

5-6-2009 6:10 PM

debbyski

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN3pjUEcd4M&feature=related

5-6-2009 9:20 PM

Jorjor

Where I live there are two seasons: winter and construction.

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