It's obviously again a plot by lefty evolutionists, everyone knows the world is only 3000 years old, as stated in the Bible.

Oh, definitely. Did you know that bishop James Ussher had enlightened the world in 1650, by declaring the Earth had been created exactly on the evening preceding October 23, 4004 BC? You see there had always been "open-minded" and progressive clerics. We owe much to them. Amen.