I don't know what to say, I mean, I'm absolutely at a loss for words...

Why would one be at a loss for words?

It said there was a shortage of idiots,I mean idioms, but the words are still there. I think.

Ok, I know that is lamer than a hitch hiker who has had to walk the last 37 miles.

But if I can get one of us to cry,my work has not been mere vanity!

It takes more than being called an idiot to make me cry.

True, and that is to your credit!

Besides I do watch Dr Phil and he's full of...idioms.

@ Yance: Three excellent idioms!

@Tanyamm, your idiomness idiomises me

In General: Lads, it's five o' clock somewhere in the world - lets go!