Fatal Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation....


	Fatal Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation....

carrerinyes

3-9-2008 1:19 AM

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3-10-2008 9:29 AM

tanyamm

I don't know what to say, I mean, I'm absolutely at a loss for words...

3-10-2008 9:30 PM

tanyamm

It takes more than being called an idiot to make me cry.

3-11-2008 2:30 AM

tanyamm

Besides I do watch Dr Phil and he's full of...idioms.

3-11-2008 9:17 PM

carrerinyes

@ Yance: Three excellent idioms!

@Tanyamm, your idiomness idiomises me

In General: Lads, it's five o' clock somewhere in the world - lets go!

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