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dubiouswonder

5-23-2007 11:17 AM

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dubiouswonder says:

God save us all from the overly literate.

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/e8db2ee1-3fcf-40cd-93d1-369c03a96547/A8E7DC5E-7F9A-46DF-B14B-1FAEB51F905D/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://cantbelievehesstillsingle.blogspot.com/2007/05/mr-thesaurus.html" href="http://cantbelievehesstillsingle.blogspot.com/2007/05/mr-thesaurus.html" style="font-size: 11px;">cantbelievehesstillsingle.blogspot.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://cantbelievehesstillsingle.blogspot.com/2007/05/mr-thesaurus.html"><A title="Permanent Link to Mr. Thesaurus" 
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rel=bookmark>Mr. Thesaurus</A></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://cantbelievehesstillsingle.blogspot.com/2007/05/mr-thesaurus.html"><STRONG>Good night, good night, I'm far too tired to write 
</STRONG><BR><BR>Though how I'd like to! <BR><BR>Startling you into stunned 
acquiescence with a perfectly placed aperçue. <BR><BR>Unashamedly intriguing you 
with the labyrinthian perplexities of my intellectually unhindered wit. 
<BR><BR>Charming you all-hopelessly with the positively cascading risibilities 
of a hundred thousand mirthful musings. <BR><BR>Dazzling you into goo-goo-eyed 
adoration with my so unutterably infectious verve, every riposte well-placed, 
and my badinage unabated. <BR><BR>In short, so mesmerizing you with the 
unimpeachable perl of my eloquence that you couldn't help but write! <BR><BR>Ah 
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