Daddy, How Was I Born?


	Daddy, How Was I Born?

merrie

10-6-2009 1:03 AM

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humor, satire

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10-6-2009 3:09 AM

clip-on-tie

awww, the winking baby is perfect....

10-6-2009 3:25 AM

merrie

that's really cute, huh.

I love his chubby cheeks too

10-6-2009 7:55 AM

wiganfootie

10-6-2009 9:17 AM

lollipop10

heh heh, that's really cute!!

10-6-2009 5:30 PM

lynchlynch

this was really funny

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