Methods for dealing with hecklers


	Methods for dealing with hecklers

adamc

10-1-2006 10:45 AM

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hecklers, heckling, funny, humor

adamc says:

Now I can't wait for someone to heckle me.

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10-1-2006 12:09 PM

Kore7

Ask the heckler to stand in the middle of a club/knife/torch passing routine. (requires partner)

My favorite tactic.

11-16-2006 4:01 AM

coconutshell

Ooo...I have to learn how to juggle first.....of maybe not!! *insert evil laughter* MWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAA!!!

11-29-2006 8:19 PM

wurdzgurl

Too bad Michael Richards hadn't seen this!

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<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Invite the heckler to come on stage (to the front of the crowd) and juggle/perform themselves
</LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Tell the heckler to take the condom out of his wallet that he has been keeping there since he was sixteen, hoping that someday he will get the chance to use it. Then tell him to put it on his head and ... S-T-R-E-E-T-C-H it till it covers his face, 'cuz if he is gonna ACT like a Dickhead, he might as well DRESS THE PART! - William Robie
</LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Ask the heckler to stand so he could show him "the knife in the heckler trick."
</LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Ask the heckler to stand in the middle of a club/knife/torch passing routine. (requires partner)
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</LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"It's all done with wires"
</LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"look, I've only got 20 minutes to make a fool out of myself and you have the rest of your life, so shut up."
</LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"Do I come to your work & tell you how to sweep up?" -- Billy Connoly
</LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"Don't heckle me bitch!" -- Billy Connoly
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