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<TABLE width="550" bordercolor="#000000" border="1" align="center"><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE border="0"><TBODY><TR><TD>PCMCIA</TD><TD>-</TD><TD>People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms</TD></TR><TR><TD>PENTIUM</TD><TD>-</TD><TD>Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics</TD></TR><TR><TD>WWW</TD><TD>-</TD><TD>World Wide Wait</TD></TR><TR><TD>COBOL</TD><TD>-</TD><TD>Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language</TD></TR><TR><TD>CD-ROM</TD><TD>-</TD><TD>Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months</TD></TR><TR><TD>OS/2</TD><TD>-</TD><TD>Obsolete Soon, Too.</TD></TR><TR><TD>MIPS</TD><TD>-</TD><TD>Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed</TD></TR><TR><TD>WINDOWS</TD><TD>-</TD><TD>Will Install Needless Data On Whole System</TD></TR><TR><TD>MICROSOFT</TD><TD>-</TD><TD>Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers</TD></TR><TR><TD>LISP</TD><TD>-</TD><TD>Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis</TD></TR><TR><TD>RISC</TD><TD>-</TD><TD>Reduced Into Silly Code</TD></TR><TR><TD>SCSI</TD><TD>-</TD><TD>System Can't See It</TD></TR><TR><TD>DOS</TD><TD>-</TD><TD>Defective Operating System</TD></TR><TR><TD>BASIC</TD><TD>-</TD><TD>Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control</TD></TR><TR><TD>IBM</TD><TD>-</TD><TD>I Blame Microsoft</TD></TR><TR><TD>DEC</TD><TD>-</TD><TD>Do Expect Cuts</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><CENTER><A href="http://www.kissmyfloppy.com/pages/jokes.php?id=33"><IMG width="83" height="39" border="0" src="http://www.kissmyfloppy.com/pages/../img/def/previous.gif" /></A><A href="http://www.kissmyfloppy.com/pages/jokes.php?id=36"><IMG width="83" height="39" border="0" src="http://www.kissmyfloppy.com/pages/../img/def/next.gif" /></A>
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