I LOVE #4, so true.

And I learned #10 the hard way ... still have my own stretch marks removing my foot from my mouth.

Regarding #espite having one of these on my door, there are still busybodies who insist on ringing my doorbell and trying to "inspire" me to "see the light". When this happens, I do one of three things: close the door in their faces; offer to let them tell me about their religion if they'll let me tell them about mine, and if they ask what it is, tell them the truth; offer to let them tell me about their religion if they'll let me tell
them about mine, and if they ask what it is, tell them something silly, like "Nudist", "Voodoo Death Squad" or "Pastafarian".

That should be "regarding number four" - I never use smilies.