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dannad

4-5-2008 8:45 PM

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dannad says:

One day, I'm going to become mature enough not to laugh at these things...

He, I made a joke

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4-6-2008 5:39 AM

musichunter85

No-one is too old to laugh of these one-liners.

4-6-2008 6:37 PM

tanyamm

I love one-liners. They`re so easy to remember,for some people.

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