In one photo, a sexy guy in a tight turtleneck looks out at the viewer and says, "Ooh, look, the NFL playoffs are today. I'll bet we'll have no trouble parking at the craft fair." In another, a hunk with love light in his eyes says, "Well, I can't offer you any solutions, but I am a good listener." Then there's the guy proffering a piece of cake, noting, "I don't like you looking so thin."