My Son Is A Moron… He Did Not Come From My Loins…


	My Son Is A Moron… He Did Not Come From My Loins…

swampfoxz

1-25-2008 12:39 PM

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swampfoxz says:

From Craigslist-this is one angry dad (with good cause) who is about to lkay down the laws,all 35 of them.Funny.

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1-25-2008 4:07 PM

constantskeptic

awesome

1-26-2008 9:24 AM

MilitaryKid93

LOL, this guy's son is so screwed XD

1-27-2008 9:38 AM

Satchamo

This is another one of those clips that needs to be popped twice, dare I say 3 times.

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