sometimes I think it's me, other times I know it's me, but the one thing I do know there is no way it could ever be Microsoft or this blasted computer! It has to be me

"Insert Brilliance" has always been my favorite button

another button on the keyboard should be : "wtf?" )

I used to know how to create these menus but alas, I've tucked that into the mind vault. Very fun anyway and yes, I'd create the "insert brilliance" button right away.