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If I only could have known just how tedious lunching with the evil robots would be every day, I probably would have sided with the humans during the Great Uprising of 2012.

Ha! Great story, Kore7.

If I had known that the dolphins would side with the robots in the Great Uprising of 2012, I'd have eaten more of them.

A few more dolphin sandwiches here and there could have been the difference that saved humanity.

It wasn't the way he nonchalantly gestured to his badge or patiently tipped his hat back, but something deep in the Squirrel Cop's eyes that told Waldo that his wild nut-smuggling ways had come to an abrupt end.

LOL!

Oh wow, thanks for this. Another way to waste loads of time.

After his 500th clip, he realized he hadn't seen the sun in weeks and started marking time by empty Diet Coke cans.

If Eve hadn't eaten the Apple, I wouldn't have to be paying The Bill for my mistakes.

LOL, Kore's a natural storyteller.

I love your second one-sentence story, mousie! That's kind of like how I imagine a lot of clippers.

Yeah, mousie went straight for the cautionary-tale jugular with that one....

If she hadn't sucked until she swallowed he might have escaped, but then she had him.

No amount of soap and water could wash away the memory of last night's bad decision, but at least the musky odor of Sasquatch secretions had faded somewhat.

She woke up feeling happy even though, once again, she didn't know where she was or why she was dressed in a clown costume.

"Is that really all I can eat", he wondered at the buffet line.

Haha! Nice ones!

Now that she had reached the bottom of the lake, her thoughts inexplicably obsessed about whether she had left the iron on.

Haha, good one thunderscot.

In a last ditch struggle to break through to sunlight, his darkness-dilated eyes could just make out the fuzzy shape of a wrecking ball screaming earthward.