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2-28-2007 10:01 PM

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Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=2919802335&MyToken=6283adc4-45e7-4203-bf5f-5660868dbb97"><DIV>
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=2919802335&MyToken=6283adc4-45e7-4203-bf5f-5660868dbb97"><DIV>
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=2919802335&MyToken=6283adc4-45e7-4203-bf5f-5660868dbb97"><DIV>
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=2919802335&MyToken=6283adc4-45e7-4203-bf5f-5660868dbb97"><DIV>
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=2919802335&MyToken=6283adc4-45e7-4203-bf5f-5660868dbb97"><DIV>
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=2919802335&MyToken=6283adc4-45e7-4203-bf5f-5660868dbb97"><DIV>
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=2919802335&MyToken=6283adc4-45e7-4203-bf5f-5660868dbb97"><DIV>
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=2919802335&MyToken=6283adc4-45e7-4203-bf5f-5660868dbb97"><DIV>
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=2919802335&MyToken=6283adc4-45e7-4203-bf5f-5660868dbb97"><DIV>
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=2919802335&MyToken=6283adc4-45e7-4203-bf5f-5660868dbb97"><DIV>
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=2919802335&MyToken=6283adc4-45e7-4203-bf5f-5660868dbb97"><DIV>
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