Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery


	Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

foxyarse

8-10-2009 1:55 PM

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things you don't want to hear during surgery

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8-10-2009 2:02 PM

smellydiaper

lmao i love it

8-10-2009 4:45 PM

lollipop10

8-10-2009 6:53 PM

ratilfar

If you can hear anything at all and your supposed to be under general anesthesia then all of them are bad, really bad!

8-10-2009 7:38 PM

murieleileen

The hearing does not shut down under anesthesia. You hear whatever they say. If they say "this patient doesn't have a chance" they hear it.

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