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The Onion's week in pictures (Funny -Laugh)
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8-23-2009 4:03 PM
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8-23-2009
5:44 PM
clip-on-tie
I get The Onion videos on my Tivo - most of them are hilarious...the one I still laugh and laugh about is Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat -
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/dominos_scientists_test_limits_of
HILARIOUS!
8-23-2009
10:38 PM
bignosemousie
This is my favorite Onion article.
Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs.
It still makes me laugh.
"My God," Kuczaj added. "What are they doing down there?"
8-24-2009
1:46 PM
kkcapricorn
I love the audio. Doyle Redland's radio clips are hysterical. I can't begin to choose a favorite.
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