Bear has no relation to Clipmarks Bartending Bear.

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This bear walks into a bar. Then he sits down and orders a beer.

The bartender, amazed that this bear can actually talk, gives him a beer.

The bear says, "What do I owe you?"

The bartender stops and thinks for a moment.

"Even though this bear is smart," thinks the bartender, "he probably hasn’t been in many bars."

So the bartender says, "That'll be ten dollars."

The bear forks over the money and starts drinking his beer.

After a few minutes, the bartender can't restrain his curiosity, so he walks back over to the bear and tries to strike up a conversation.

"You know, we don't get many bears in this bar."

The bear looks up from his beer and says, "Well, at ten bucks a beer, I'm not surprised."

Debby.

As for the clip, bears are wild animals and are not meant to be kept as pets, period. As tragic as this death is, it was bound to happen.

A bear, a lion and a tiger walk into a bar. THe bartender looks at them and says, "What the hell is this - Some kind of joke?"

Two hikers ran across a bad-tempered bear who gave chase. Pausing to catch their breath, one said, "Is it still following us?"

"I'm pretty sure of it."

THe first hiker pulled a pair of running shoes out of his back and switched the for his heavy hiking boots.

"You think those will help you outrun the bear?"

"I don't have to outrun the bear - I just have to outrun you."

Then there were the dimwitted hunters that drove into the woods, saw a road sign that said "BEAR LEFT" so they went back home.

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