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	Cosmic Jewish Zombie

axelsenzon

6-27-2007 2:39 PM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/d05b827b-aa9b-4a0e-8380-03a5ce0298c4/A1140BC6-0BF1-4F78-976D-D81975DAD838/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://geekable.com/blog/2007/06/22/cosmic_jewish_zombie.html" href="http://geekable.com/blog/2007/06/22/cosmic_jewish_zombie.html" style="font-size: 11px;">geekable.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://geekable.com/blog/2007/06/22/cosmic_jewish_zombie.html"><DIV class="blogbody"><H3 class="title">Cosmic Jewish Zombie!</H3><P>If there weren't comments on Slashdot, I wouldn't have this <A href="http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=234217&cid=19069933" linkindex="4">awesome definition</A> of Christianity:
</P><BLOCKQUOTE>...the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...</BLOCKQUOTE><A name="more"></A><P></P><DIV class="posted">Posted by Jeffrey at June 22, 2007  7:29 PM<BR /></DIV></DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/A1140BC6-0BF1-4F78-976D-D81975DAD838/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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