An e mail someone forward to me


	An e mail someone forward to me

dakotayii

12-9-2007 1:45 AM

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dakotayii says:

lol

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12-9-2007 2:45 AM

thisnamecantbetaken

"Will you still love me when I am old and grey and ugly?"

"I already do honey, I already do"

12-9-2007 2:50 AM

Deepti

12-9-2007 3:01 AM

skwirlinator

Thats messed up

12-9-2007 3:03 AM

skwirlinator

Why do you love that fat man?

Because he looks like a balloon on a pogo stick!

12-9-2007 3:35 AM

thisnamecantbetaken

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
God made me beautiful.
What happened to you?!?

2-3-2008 4:19 AM

alanocu

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