<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/226a85d7-ea7f-4efc-a4b2-99edc985c614/9FA6E7CB-31F7-4C67-ACD3-95DA0A399FEA/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.jeetblog.com/5-weird-and-hilarious-google-search-results/" href="http://www.jeetblog.com/5-weird-and-hilarious-google-search-results/" style="font-size: 11px;">www.jeetblog.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jeetblog.com/5-weird-and-hilarious-google-search-results/"><H2>1. Who is a failure ?</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jeetblog.com/5-weird-and-hilarious-google-search-results/"><P>Just type in ” who is a failure ? ” in the Google search box and hit enter. And the first result is…well..see it for yourself. <IMG class="wp-smiley" alt=":)" src="http://www.jeetblog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" /> <SPAN id="more-266"></SPAN></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jeetblog.com/5-weird-and-hilarious-google-search-results/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.jeetblog.com/img/F88E7557-2823-44A1-8C84-4CEF34A0F68F" alt="google-weird-search-1" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jeetblog.com/5-weird-and-hilarious-google-search-results/"><H2>2. Search</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jeetblog.com/5-weird-and-hilarious-google-search-results/"><P>If you type the word ‘ search ‘ in the Google search box and hit enter, the weird thing is that Google itself shows up probably in page 2 or 3. And the first result is <STRONG>Microsoft’s Live Search !!</STRONG> I know that the algorithm has to do something with it, but still Google should be the first result because that’s what people associate the word ‘ search ‘ with.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jeetblog.com/5-weird-and-hilarious-google-search-results/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.jeetblog.com/img/B6FE2A5E-42BD-425E-AD29-88BE9FFB9820" alt="google-weird-search-2" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jeetblog.com/5-weird-and-hilarious-google-search-results/"><H2>3. Achieving</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jeetblog.com/5-weird-and-hilarious-google-search-results/"><P>This one is really hilarious and probably the most desired one too. Type the word ‘ achieving ‘ in Google search box and see the first result. LOL !</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jeetblog.com/5-weird-and-hilarious-google-search-results/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.jeetblog.com/img/3E3880FC-04B2-43F0-8AA6-6ED4E012D7CE" alt="google-weird-search-3" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jeetblog.com/5-weird-and-hilarious-google-search-results/"><H2>4. What to do if….</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jeetblog.com/5-weird-and-hilarious-google-search-results/"><P>Ask Google what to do if inside of the grill goes wet. Well, I think Google is pretty good at assuming things too…spot on ! <IMG class="wp-smiley" alt=":)" src="http://www.jeetblog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" /> </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jeetblog.com/5-weird-and-hilarious-google-search-results/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.jeetblog.com/img/2923DB10-F44B-4384-AF10-6D7C9CBC8E80" alt="google-weird-search-4" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jeetblog.com/5-weird-and-hilarious-google-search-results/"><H2>5. Find Chuck Norris</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jeetblog.com/5-weird-and-hilarious-google-search-results/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.jeetblog.com/img/283FA7EC-0EC7-4A71-A588-73493BAEF5CF" alt="google-weird-search-5" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jeetblog.com/5-weird-and-hilarious-google-search-results/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.jeetblog.com/img/05C77E7C-290C-4F29-AC05-E97A82B14D56" alt="google-weird-search-6" /></div></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/9FA6E7CB-31F7-4C67-ACD3-95DA0A399FEA/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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