Murphy"s lesser known laws


	Murphy"s lesser known laws

wiganfootie

7-22-2009 4:00 PM

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7-22-2009 5:45 PM

mmlee

Well said, especially # 5, 6, 7 and 8..

7-22-2009 6:00 PM

wiganfootie

Hi mmlee,i like No 7

7-23-2009 1:03 AM

ellington

ALL TRUE.

7-23-2009 4:51 AM

rainsong111

they are all true,indeed.5,7,8&11 are my favs...

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This is why some people appear bright until you  hear them speak.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://carpe-canum.blogspot.com/2007/11/murphys-lesser-known-laws.html"><DIV>2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://carpe-canum.blogspot.com/2007/11/murphys-lesser-known-laws.html"><DIV>3. Those  who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://carpe-canum.blogspot.com/2007/11/murphys-lesser-known-laws.html"><DIV>4. Nothing is  foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://carpe-canum.blogspot.com/2007/11/murphys-lesser-known-laws.html"><DIV>5. 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