I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

haha

this really was the greatest joke I've ever read, thank you Karokan,and keep on the good work.

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

A great one!

LOL.

Great clip. LOL very, very funny.

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You made my day! Great humor

Awesome!

It ccame to me as an incredible way to explain things, a lot of action together and few words, instead of a fight!!
It allows the other person to have the same experience, instead of only understanding it (maybe) with the brain only. I say this for both, him and her
Very great THANKS for the clipping
Artemio

ouch