How to be the perfect boyfriend


	How to be the perfect boyfriend

kankamuso

5-13-2007 9:55 PM

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5-14-2007 6:49 AM

fudzzz

How to be the perfect girlfriend:

...begs to have sex with you, and only you, every hour of every day.

...is open to threesomes and foursomes etc, and invites her girlfriends over for that reason all the time.

...buys you a 24 case of beer for your birthday. And any other occasion, like Tuesday.

...never ever gets jealous. Even if she catches you in bed with her mother (whoops, did I go too far? Ok ok, lets say step-mother, there).

...goes to strip clubs with you and buys you lap dances.

...surprises us by paying our rent.

...agrees to go splitsies at Red Lobster, and then only orders the salad for herself, while you go ahead and order everything off the menu.

...continues to be y...

5-14-2007 7:33 AM

mcgraf

a million pops for fudzzz's comment.!!!

5-14-2007 8:30 AM

TheCatWhisperer

Ha! that was excellent.

5-14-2007 9:05 AM

fudzzz

*Bows*

Btw Cat, don't take the last point literally; and if you do, don't blame me if you find yourself outside your apartment with your bags packed, naked, and with the cat's scratchmarks all over your body.

5-16-2007 10:40 PM

fdimichele

Compliments and gifts over and over....

You can only go wrong if the other person doesn't like you. In which case, it is just weird.

5-17-2007 9:42 PM

k9riley99

Welcome back kankamuso, missed you and your clips.

See you are getting great comments from this one

Good clip.

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