How to shop for a Man


	How to shop for a Man

tron2007

7-22-2007 3:57 AM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/6e109557-6149-4553-acd6-15121809cd35/9EF3860B-12BB-48CD-8CE6-95EEA800D93F/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://masalajokes.blogspot.com/2007/07/how-to-shop-for-man.html" href="http://masalajokes.blogspot.com/2007/07/how-to-shop-for-man.html" style="font-size: 11px;">masalajokes.blogspot.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://masalajokes.blogspot.com/2007/07/how-to-shop-for-man.html"><DIV>Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems.</DIV><BR />Rule #1:<BR /><DIV>When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless <A href="#" class="kLink"  id="KonaLink0"><FONT color="orange"><SPAN class="kLink">drills</SPAN></FONT></A>. No one knows why.</DIV><BR />Rule #2:<BR /><DIV>If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words. “Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?” “OK. By-the-way, are you through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?” Again, no one knows why.</DIV><BR />Rule #3:<BR /><DIV>If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his <A href="#" class="kLink"  id="KonaLink1"><FONT color="orange"><SPAN class="kLink">car</SPAN></FONT></A>. A 99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer or something to hang from his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows why.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://masalajokes.blogspot.com/2007/07/how-to-shop-for-man.html">Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties. And never buy men bathrobes. I was told that if God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, he wouldn’t have invented Jockey shorts.</blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/9EF3860B-12BB-48CD-8CE6-95EEA800D93F/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>