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	Get me a beer before it starts

Rashid Malik

11-9-2007 7:17 AM

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jokes, humor, husband jokes, wife jokes

Rashid Malik says:

A story of every house hold (though the scenario may be different).

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11-9-2007 11:57 AM

debbyski

*LOL* I'm guilty of it too Rashid!

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