NEWSWEEK. Mr. President, look down the road a bit for me, if you don’t mind. Where are you in a year?

PRESIDENT OBAMA. Well, that’s an excellent question. And I think about that a lot — where I’ll be, what I’ll be doing well, what I’ll be loved for — and it seems to me that a year from now I’ll be on the cover of Newsweek, maybe in front of a picture of the new GM car I designed, maybe talking to some of the people in line for surgery at the hospital, maybe helping a newly released prisoner from Guantanamo open up his first UPS Store in Visalia, California. Really, the sky’s the limit.

NEWSWEEK. That’s a wonderful answer.

AAAHHH, a love story between Obama and Newweek. How touching. We are sure to get objective news from this magazine, don't you think?

Somebody missed the "satire" bit.