Things A Mother Should Teach Her Sons About Women


	Things A Mother Should Teach Her Sons About Women

ljsdesign

9-23-2009 7:56 PM

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mothers, sons, parenting, humor, women

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9-23-2009 9:04 PM

tietsort

When you divorce, you pay her to keep your kids from you.

9-23-2009 11:57 PM

mugofcoffee

smiling and nodding aren't the same as listening...
million dollar advise

9-24-2009 1:17 AM

nobelprize4peace

Why should women castrate their own sons for other women to use ? That's beyond me, but i've seen it happen!

9-24-2009 8:12 AM

ljsdesign

Teaching our sons to respect and understand women does not equate "castration".

9-25-2009 2:26 PM

janclip1300

Don't EVER start any discussion with rational reasoning. Start with listening to her complaints (even if they sound ridiculous). Vital.

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