n the strip, Dilbert and another character are shown having the following exchange:

"Why does it seem as if most of the decisions in my workplace are made by drunken lemurs?"

"Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent."

"Why are talented people so busy?"

"They're fixing the problems made by people who have time."

Bah humbug...

Their bosses sound like a real barrel of fun to work for

I love that they consider it misconduct to insult the managers, but managers insulting employees? Not so much.

No humor those tight asses.

They know there's more truth to Dilbert than in their corporate mission statement.