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	Rejection Letter - Funny!

FlutterbyFawn

9-18-2007 10:37 AM

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FlutterbyFawn says:

Some of you have probably seen this, but it's still funny!

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9-18-2007 11:31 AM

righthand

I hadn't. Very good.

9-18-2007 1:59 PM

skwirlinator

Yup and it is still funny!

9-18-2007 1:59 PM

Marcariel

I know we've all wanted to write a letter just like this! Thanks for sharing.

9-23-2007 2:59 PM

chocolatehunter

clever...

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Herbert A. Millington 
Chair - Search Committee 
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University <BR /><DIV>
College Hill, MA 34109 </DIV>
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Dear Professor Millington,
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Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.
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This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
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Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.
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Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
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Sincerely, 
Chris L. Jensen
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