When I was filling out the answers, I hated it and was convinced that due to stupid semantic BS and limited options, my results would be terrible and end up matching me with someone I hate, or something.

So basically, my same beef as with ALL multiple choice quizzes.

I was pleasantly surprised, though- I matched highest with my two favorites (Epicurious and John Stuart Mill), and Sartre came in 4th. This is more than enough to satisfy me

Cool find!

My top four: Sartre, Aquinas, Stoics, and Kant.

My top four:

1. Aristotle (100%)
2. Aquinas (97%)
3. David Hume (85%)
4. John Stuart Mill (77%)

St. Augustine came in 17th, which is fine with me.

However, I realized that I had neglected to prioritize my answers as high, medium or low, so I redid it and got these results:

1. Aquinas (100%)
2. Aristotle (92%)
3. David Hume (76%)
4. Nietzsche (68%)

Mill had dropped to sixth, Nietzsche rose from fifth and Augustine flipped with Hobbed between 15th and .17th. Interestingly, with priorities included, all of the philosophers/ies dropped in percentage agreement with the exception of Aquinas.