"Ham and Cheese"

I want to, badly. It's like a need. This is my second time to try. It's like being put on the spot way back at school and your brain locks up.

I'll try a can of brain oil to see if that will free it up! Back again,

Yeah, Talk to the Hand!

"Look how straight my left arm is. Go on, look at it! Have you ever seen an arm so straight? Sometimes I lie in bed at night marveling at how straight I can make my arm. That's Presidential Straightness, right there."

LOL, mousie.

"Ha ha. No no, your nose reaches all the way over THERE!"

Check out this manicure. I get it free ya know. I'd show you how evenly it matches my right hand, but that would just make us look gay.

"Guido, I got your back brother, I got your back."

"Having opened my mouth and swallowed my last foot, I'm now opening my mouth to change hands"

What humour!
Or
What? Humour?

Or should it be pathos?

OK speedy. This is how they did it in Germany.
siege Heil !
Were building a master race, And will let some Mexicans in, if they do the right thing.

http://www.commondreams.org/views03/1006-08.htm

OK speedy. This is how they did it in Germany.
siege Heil !

This one is my fav!