# "A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses." ~ Henry Louis Mencken
# "Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families." ~ Anonymous
# "Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support." ~ Anonymous
# "One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one." ~ Ann Landers
# "Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!" ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
# "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." ~ Billy Crystal
# "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." ~ Drew Carey
# "From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true--he probably is." ~ Sex and the City
# "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their a

Sometimes life just stinks!! So just put your big girl panties on and get over it!!