You know you are from TANZANIA when


	You know you are from TANZANIA when

inagatt

7-14-2007 3:06 PM

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tanzania, jokes

inagatt says:

so true

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<BR />bana, you frequently use "bana", "basi", "au sio", "vipi" in sentences, au sio (oya, it's true basi) 
<BR />you swear in Kiswahili (KUMAMAMAMAMAMAMAKE) 
<BR />you think it's common knowledge that women can't drive 
<BR />you've never owned a sweatshirt or a jacket in your life! 
<BR />your best friend is either called hamisi, bakari, betty, or jumapili 
<BR />you're scared of white people (hahahaha i'm kidding!) 
<BR />you'd be surprised if you were to get electricity EVERY DAY! 
<BR />you call it SODA 
<BR />when you drink soda from a bottle, not some fucking can 
<BR />you call it BANGI 
<BR />you try to pay everyone off 
<BR />you don't need to show ID to get into a club 
<BR />you don't have ID 
<BR />your driver's license is fake 
<BR />you never took the driving test 
<BR />you don't bother voting in the elections because you already know who's going to win 
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