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	An Impromptu Press Conference With God

thisnamecantbetaken

2-8-2008 11:23 AM

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thisnamecantbetaken says:

My 'Ways' are only mysterious because you spend all your time following celebrities instead of studying science. Every answer is in quantum physics and DNA. Figure it out.

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2-8-2008 11:43 AM

thisnamecantbetaken

Hahaha, you too?

2-8-2008 12:48 PM

Lifestar

What's a "linkydinky"?

2-8-2008 1:21 PM

thisnamecantbetaken

Awww, the innocence.

http://www.linkydinky.com/

2-9-2008 11:47 AM

gwendolyn

thisname... have you gotten their guide they advertise on the website?

2-9-2008 11:53 AM

BartendingBear

I was wondering the same thing.

2-9-2008 8:17 PM

thisnamecantbetaken

Guide? Do you mean the newsletter? Yes, I get it.

2-11-2008 1:39 PM

gwendolyn

No, I meant the one that costs $20 or whatever. But I'm guessing from your response the answer is either a) no, or b) yes, but I wouldn't tell you!!

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