Strange I never saw this earlier---
am half way through it now


Michael Moore really sucks.

Moore-ons: Stoned slackers and knee-jerk cynics who would believe Micheal Moore was the second coming of Jesus Christ if they weren't godless heathens.

AKA: moveon.org liberals, Daily Kos liberals

natural habitat: their parent's basement

turn ons: The Daily Show, conspiracy theories, internet porn, towering bongs

turn offs: every major corporation with the exception of Domino's Pizza and Krispy Kreme

most likely to be seen: threatening to move to Canada

would sooner be caught dead than: living in Canada