Since the first Potter movie came out there has been this ludicrous panic among some Christians that all their little darlings who view these movies will be recruited by the witch's cabal. And the insanity continues still!

‘Harry Potter’ gets Vatican’s seal of approval

http://www.christianpost.com/article/20090714/vatican-backed-newspaper-hails-latest-harry-potter-film-for-values/index.html

Brangelina hasn't come out as atheists; they both say they believe in God but don't define that under any particular religious dogma.

an atheist, a christian, a wiccan? he looks stoned to me.

‘Harry Potter’ gets Vatican’s seal of approval

Well! That does it for me!! I'm not going to spend my hard earned atheist money on this papist junk.

Brangelina hasn't come out as atheists; they both say they believe in
God but don't define that under any particular religious dogma.

Otherwise known as God-lite! Contains zero calories!!

an atheist, a christian, a wiccan?

I keep waiting for the punchline??? Aren't they supposed to be entering a bar?

the atheist says "I believe I'll have a beer" the christian says "I believe I'll have juice" the wiccan says "I believe I'll have a bloody mary?

The bartender says "Man you people sure are pushy about what you believe in!"

Thats the best I can do off the cuff.

An atheist, a christian, and a wiccan walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Lexica, that is one of my favorite jokes.

Oh, oh! You've got to be careful what you ask for!

Actually, you guys are very creative. Thanks!!!

I love you all and your jokes!