It's even better on the site. I've being looking at Simoneq's photos and now this. Too much

"Asking the Question
Because you’re too old to just say, “Hey, wanna fucx?” and you want to set the mood.

If you’re asking her...
Van Morrison, “Crazy Love”
Duh. If you can’t get her into bed playing Van the Man, you need to practice on that blow-up doll buried in your closet.

If you’re asking him...
Okay, you can just say, “Hey, wanna fucx?” For more elegance try:
Sarah McLachlan, “Ice Cream”
Her sultry voice will make you feel sexy and turn him on. It’s a win-win all around.

The Bee Gees, “How Deep is Your Love?”
Before you judge, dust off the album you haven’t listened to since you were 11. Tru...

It's even better on the site. I've being looking at Simoneq's photos and now this. Too much

"Asking the Question
Because you’re too old to just say, “Hey, wanna fucx?” and you want to set the mood.

If you’re asking her...
Van Morrison, “Crazy Love”
Duh. If you can’t get her into bed playing Van the Man, you need to practice on that blow-up doll buried in your closet.

If you’re asking him...
Okay, you can just say, “Hey, wanna fucx?” For more elegance try:
Sarah McLachlan, “Ice Cream”
Her sultry voice will make you feel sexy and turn him on. It’s a win-win all around.

The Bee Gees, “How Deep is Your Love?”
Before you judge, dust off the album you haven’t listened to since you were 11. Trust us.

Marvin Gaye, “Let’s Get It On”
A no brainer: the smoothest “wanna fucx?” in Motown history."

Terrific.