The cabbie and the nun


	The cabbie and the nun

CarnivalBorn

4-18-2008 12:56 AM

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4-18-2008 12:57 AM

CarnivalBorn

Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.”

4-18-2008 2:16 PM

carrerinyes

Ha!

4-18-2008 2:54 PM

Sheroug

Hehe

4-18-2008 3:36 PM

abailart

"lol:

4-18-2008 3:36 PM

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5-29-2008 6:35 AM

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