Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel

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	Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel

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12-8-2008 6:24 PM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/9c3369eb-2efa-48fb-bc66-e710c74fc594/98B90A59-49D8-4010-821B-D550D0211D48/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/travel.html" href="http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/travel.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.strangeplaces.net</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/travel.html"><FONT face="Verdana" size="-1">The following are actual stories 
  provided by travel agents:</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/travel.html"><FONT face="Verdana" size="-1"> I had someone ask for 
          an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being 
          near the window.</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/travel.html"><FONT face="Verdana" size="-1"> A man called, furious 
          about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation 
          in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to 
          explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the 
          state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida 
          is a very thin state."</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/travel.html">A nice lady just called.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/travel.html">to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit 
          left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/travel.html"> she could not understand 
          the concept of time zones.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/travel.html"> I told her the plane went very fast, 
          and she bought that!</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/travel.html"><FONT face="Verdana" size="-1"> A woman called and said, 
          "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked 
          if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, 
          whatever."</FONT></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/98B90A59-49D8-4010-821B-D550D0211D48/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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