Luddite Terrorists Menace the US, and Possibly You


	Luddite Terrorists Menace the US, and Possibly You

ouyangwulong

11-5-2007 6:13 AM

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terrorist, threat, fear, you!

ouyangwulong says:

Well, really, you're probably only at risk if you have poor diction, indiscreet manners, and a loud voice. On the other hand, that means they are probably coming for me! But not if I get one first!

Mwahaha!

If you're afraid, vote Austin for President.

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11-5-2007 7:21 AM

pokkets

It does raise an interesting question. How long can someone talk on a phone, before they realize there is no-one at the other end?

11-5-2007 8:26 AM

ouyangwulong

Actually, I'm an active telephobe. I fear, despise, hate and descriminate against all things tele:

Telephones
Televisions
Telemarketers
Televangelists
Telepaths
and of course...
Teletubies!

11-5-2007 11:21 AM

laceym

Austin for President

POP!

11-5-2007 10:29 PM

Kore7

Anti-teleology? How will I ever find my special purpose in life?

Oh well, I'd still vote for Austin....

11-5-2007 10:37 PM

ouyangwulong

Well, since my hatred is based on a phonetic level, (who ever said I know how to read?) I think of it as Teeleeology, since after all, Tele-ology would be Television Scientology, right?

Or maybe Scientology + Telepaths!
John Travolta is a scanner!

11-5-2007 10:44 PM

bignosemousie

John Travolta is a scanner!

I am more frightened than I have ever been. Make it stop!

11-14-2007 4:46 AM

Aqualung1000

Anyone know where to get one of these? It would bring so much peace to my life.

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